30-12-2005, 11:19 PM
Her er en fin lille ældre dame,som vist ikke er i akut fare for at blive offer for en taskerøver...
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30-12-2005, 11:19 PM
31-12-2005, 01:25 PM
02-01-2006, 12:30 AM
10-02-2006, 11:25 PM
jeg mener hun hedder carol...
her er endnu en historie om hende...
The teacher gave her high school class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Little Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
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Wildcatters does have more fun...
Et æble om dagen holder Doktoren væk...
hvis du kan ramme mig!
Dr. Strangelove
her er endnu en historie om hende...
The teacher gave her high school class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Little Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
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]Wildcatters does have more fun...
Et æble om dagen holder Doktoren væk...
hvis du kan ramme mig!
Dr. Strangelove
10-02-2006, 11:54 PM
[][][] God pointe
][][] God pointe12-02-2006, 04:41 AM
Aunt Carol lyder som en "sød" tøs jeg mødte i byen i lørdags!
- Dog var hun ikke amerikaner, men derimod "eks"østtysker, med en fortid på deres olympiske svømmehold.....Hun bestod af ca. 115 kg. ren muskelmasse, spiste nogle sjove piller, havde ikke ret pæn hud, og da hun tævede 2 dørmænd i gaden, der ikke ville lukke os ind pga. fuldskab, turde jeg sgu' ikke andet end at følge hende til hotellet!!![V]
- den der leg med en påspændingsdildo lød sgu' meget tilforladelig, da jeg var fuld, men jeg vil godt advare.....: GØR DET ALDRIG!!
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Knæk og bræk!
-Klud.
Den der ler sidst......
Er langsom i opfattelsen!
- Dog var hun ikke amerikaner, men derimod "eks"østtysker, med en fortid på deres olympiske svømmehold.....Hun bestod af ca. 115 kg. ren muskelmasse, spiste nogle sjove piller, havde ikke ret pæn hud, og da hun tævede 2 dørmænd i gaden, der ikke ville lukke os ind pga. fuldskab, turde jeg sgu' ikke andet end at følge hende til hotellet!!![V]
- den der leg med en påspændingsdildo lød sgu' meget tilforladelig, da jeg var fuld, men jeg vil godt advare.....: GØR DET ALDRIG!!![
][xx(]Knæk og bræk!
-Klud.
Den der ler sidst......
Er langsom i opfattelsen!