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TRUE LOVE

An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife
with endearing terms such as: Darling, Honey, My Love, Pumpkin, Sweetheart,
etc..
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still
very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, and
said: "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call
your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said. "Her
name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, -- and I'm scared to death to ask
the old bitch what it is."

/GT
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For my "elderly" freinds who need a good laugh....

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

When you are over Sixty - who cares?

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really"she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

When you are over sixty - who cares?
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you are over sixty - who cares?
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so.??"

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

When you are over sixty - who cares?

Polarbears walk a lonely path..

But we sometimes do kick back, relaxes and downs a beer. =o)

Jeg kender ikke nogen over 60 der kunne forstå ovenstående.[][][][]

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Onkel J

Hold hovedet højt - specielt hvis du står i lort til halsen.

Hallo, JEG forstod det hele, og vent i bare til det bliver jeres tur[8D][]

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Originally posted by Marion Morrison

Hallo, JEG forstod det hele, og vent i bare til det bliver jeres tur[8D][]

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Du er osse frisk og lækker, husker hvordan du stod oppe ved Rolin og osede af sex, og charmede de unge piger.[]

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Onkel J

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Tak Jens, tror jeg nok[}][]