29-06-2015, 10:02 PM
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year. So we decided
to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me; It was her
beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always
got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. "To check my sister's wedding- invitations"
she said. She was
alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married.
She said
"Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a
word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then
turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low And behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you
have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep
your condoms in your car.
--
mvh M@X 2.0
Boltlift - or bust...
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Time weighed heavily on the craftsmans shoulders whispering
Compromise!
No true craftsman ever listened!
had been dating for over a year. So we decided
to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me; It was her
beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always
got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. "To check my sister's wedding- invitations"
she said. She was
alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married.
She said
"Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a
word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then
turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low And behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you
have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep
your condoms in your car.
--
mvh M@X 2.0
Boltlift - or bust...
Time weighed heavily on the craftsmans shoulders whispering
Compromise!
No true craftsman ever listened!
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