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Small Brown Bottle

The other day I went over to a nearby Shopper’s Drug Mart.

When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.

I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that Shopper’s Drug Mart, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!

PS. My day is complete I made you laugh.

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mvh M@X 2.0
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No true craftsman ever listened!

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"Non timeo mori, nec vivere Vereor"

Ja, læge-standen er blevet kogere......i gamle dage gjorde vi det selv.

/Buba

Dubravko

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Originally posted by Buba

Ja, læge-standen er blevet kogere......i gamle dage gjorde vi det selv.

/Buba

Dubravko

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har hørt version fra gamle dage på et medicin studie:
Prof. har klargjort små prøver af urin .. og som han forklarer de studerende, kan fx sukkersyge detekteres via smagssansen.

For at fremgå med eksempel, dypper Prof. fingeren i urinprøve og 'sutter af'..NU mine damer og herrer er det jeres tur..de studerende lidt uldne ved det - men efterfølger dog eksemplet og dypper finger i urinprøven og sutter af (omend med lidt grimasser etc)

NUvel siger Prof. jeg må medgi I har dedidation for sagen (det man vel nu om dage på nydansk kalder 'balls') - MEN jeg må beklage jeres mangelende observations evne
se JEG dyppede PEGEfinger i urinprøven - MEN suttede på RINGfinger !!! BØH!! (er der vel nogen der har tænkt)

/wolf_skate


Scout for a blind dog - and throw him a bone

I skulle bare vide hvad vi bliver udsat for at "sjove" ting på at apotek.
Lidt urin hører til i den venlige ende af skalaen.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog