23-02-2006, 04:12 PM
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A GUN NUT IF:
~you build a gun rack in your bedroom and it's closer to you than your wife.
~you have Trijicon Night-lights in your bedroom.
~your wife wants to wear black leather so you buy her a carry holster
~you consider naming your unborn child Winchester.
~you go to a marriage counselor, he asks you which you like better, shooting or sex, and you think it's the stupidest question you've ever heard.
~you reflexively count the number of shots fired by every weapon in the film, then gripe to your friends when the actors exceed the magazine capacities.
~upon seeing your 1978 wildcatting project (a .375 on a .50 Sharps 3 1/4" case, 3340 FPS with a 300 Sierra boattail), Elmer Keith says "You're nuts!".
~you own a firearm listed in the Guinness book.
~you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think "I have more than that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!".
~you wash your hands BEFORE taking a dump so you can take a piece of your collection in with you and not get salty sweat on the blue.
~you take your guns out of the safe each night and handle them, just so you can wipe them off before putting them away.
~you spend more time choosing which guns to bring with you on a trip, as well as holsters, and belts, than it does to pick out the clothes you will wear.
~when you hear or see the numbers 221 you automatically think "fireball", 257 you think "Roberts", 218 "Bee", 4570 "government" etc., etc. and can't stop.
~you think there is some special significance when you glance at a clock and it shows 3:08, 3:57, 2:23, etc., no matter how many times you see it.
~you use a spot on the windshield as a targeting sight on that idiotic driver in front of you.
~you start wondering if you should spread out your ammo boxes to more evenly distribute the weight on the floor.
~you buy a Remington 700 BDL Varmint in .308 just to get a supply of 308 cases to make brass for your .44 Auto Mag.
~you spend more on ammo each month than on food.
~a topless joint with free admission is half a mile away, and instead you drive 40 miles to the shooting range on a Saturday night.
~you alternate silvertips and hydra-shocks in your magazines because they look prettier that way.
~you guess range and windage whenever you look at road signs.
~your driver's license says "must wear night-vision goggles"
~"Miller Time" means plinking at beer cans.
~you retrofit a laser sight to your TV remote control.
~4 local gun shops know you by name.
~you're friends with 90%-100% of the employee's at every one of those shops.
~when you stop in, the ask you questions like "how was work?", "how's the wife and kids", "we're gonna order some food, ya want in?", etc.
~your phone number, license plate, extension at work, etc. relates to some kind of bullet caliber...ON PURPOSE.
~you have framed targets hanging in your bathroom, hallway, etc. with tight groups that you have shot.
~you'd rather ban alcohol than hi-cap clips/mags.
~you actually consider buying the camo sexy underwear advertised for your sweetie in some gun catalogs.
~you consider concealed carry every time you shop for clothes.
~you have a Ruger M-77 in 7mm-08 because you had an excess 3X9 by 40 scope.
~you've ever conducted dry-fire practice while riding the porcelain pony.
All of these came from: Alex's OutDoor LinXs
Mvh
Kim
Jeg er ikke fejlfri,men det er så tæt på at det skræmmer mig.
~you build a gun rack in your bedroom and it's closer to you than your wife.
~you have Trijicon Night-lights in your bedroom.
~your wife wants to wear black leather so you buy her a carry holster
~you consider naming your unborn child Winchester.
~you go to a marriage counselor, he asks you which you like better, shooting or sex, and you think it's the stupidest question you've ever heard.
~you reflexively count the number of shots fired by every weapon in the film, then gripe to your friends when the actors exceed the magazine capacities.
~upon seeing your 1978 wildcatting project (a .375 on a .50 Sharps 3 1/4" case, 3340 FPS with a 300 Sierra boattail), Elmer Keith says "You're nuts!".
~you own a firearm listed in the Guinness book.
~you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think "I have more than that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!".
~you wash your hands BEFORE taking a dump so you can take a piece of your collection in with you and not get salty sweat on the blue.
~you take your guns out of the safe each night and handle them, just so you can wipe them off before putting them away.
~you spend more time choosing which guns to bring with you on a trip, as well as holsters, and belts, than it does to pick out the clothes you will wear.
~when you hear or see the numbers 221 you automatically think "fireball", 257 you think "Roberts", 218 "Bee", 4570 "government" etc., etc. and can't stop.
~you think there is some special significance when you glance at a clock and it shows 3:08, 3:57, 2:23, etc., no matter how many times you see it.
~you use a spot on the windshield as a targeting sight on that idiotic driver in front of you.
~you start wondering if you should spread out your ammo boxes to more evenly distribute the weight on the floor.
~you buy a Remington 700 BDL Varmint in .308 just to get a supply of 308 cases to make brass for your .44 Auto Mag.
~you spend more on ammo each month than on food.
~a topless joint with free admission is half a mile away, and instead you drive 40 miles to the shooting range on a Saturday night.
~you alternate silvertips and hydra-shocks in your magazines because they look prettier that way.
~you guess range and windage whenever you look at road signs.
~your driver's license says "must wear night-vision goggles"
~"Miller Time" means plinking at beer cans.
~you retrofit a laser sight to your TV remote control.
~4 local gun shops know you by name.
~you're friends with 90%-100% of the employee's at every one of those shops.
~when you stop in, the ask you questions like "how was work?", "how's the wife and kids", "we're gonna order some food, ya want in?", etc.
~your phone number, license plate, extension at work, etc. relates to some kind of bullet caliber...ON PURPOSE.
~you have framed targets hanging in your bathroom, hallway, etc. with tight groups that you have shot.
~you'd rather ban alcohol than hi-cap clips/mags.
~you actually consider buying the camo sexy underwear advertised for your sweetie in some gun catalogs.
~you consider concealed carry every time you shop for clothes.
~you have a Ruger M-77 in 7mm-08 because you had an excess 3X9 by 40 scope.
~you've ever conducted dry-fire practice while riding the porcelain pony.
All of these came from: Alex's OutDoor LinXs
Mvh
Kim
Jeg er ikke fejlfri,men det er så tæt på at det skræmmer mig.
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