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Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

(sæt selv tilhørsforhold på når du har læst testen)

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following situation and question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises his God, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!

click ..

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips ,Hollow Points or MagSafe?"

Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that S.O.B. to the Taxidermist!"

En forklaring på Amerikansk politik:
Et par går på en gade i en by da hun pludslig ydbryder:
Look at those people down the alley suckin' off each other-
Yes- they must be democrats svarer han
How can you tell? undrer hun igen
Because if they were republicans they'd be fuckin' a bunch of poor people!

Lad mig se - ternet skjorte, mudrede jagtstövler, ugegamle skägstubbe og sangen i mit hovede : "I'm counting the cattle - 1,2,3,4,5 - I'm counting the cattle just to check if they're alive...." []

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Assumption is the mother of all ****ups... og skånegripen er en bald eagle!...og...det er muligt, at jeg ændrer holdning, men det rokker IKKE ved det faktum, at jeg har ret! Og jo - jeg har mine problemer med det modsatte af kön....

Jep - D.A.D. når de er bedst

Og når jeg har brugt de 2 magasiner ordner konen resten[]


Mvh
Kim

Jeg er ikke fejlfri,men det er så tæt på at det skræmmer mig.

Jeg forstår konen.

Sådan en pynter ikke på væggen.

hilsen Søren

Folk mener jeg er selvglad ! Det passer ikke. Jeg er kun halvt så selvglad, som alle andre ville være i mit sted.
K.K. Steincke