18-05-2006, 11:49 AM
Fandt lige den her....:
·Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
·Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
·Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
·Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
·When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
·Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
·Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
·Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
·Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
/Gammeltoft
Shoot low, they might be crawling !!!!
·Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
·Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
·Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
·Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
·When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
·Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
·Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
·Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
·Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
/Gammeltoft
Shoot low, they might be crawling !!!!