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I don't you guys bother, or why I bother for that matter...

Take this rifle,


Okay, Jacob had this on again, off again love affair going on with this group of guys. They're coming, they're not coming, they have rifles, they can't bring rifles, call George, don't call George.

So Friday morning I call George, and par for the course, I get his friggin voicemail... so i leave a message, does he call me no, cause his guns are shit anyways.

So at lunch I call his shop, Hey George, Frank, Jacob wants 3 rifles and we need them on Tuesday, with optics mounted.

So he is like, Dude, I am going to Honduras Scuba diving, that means I have to barrel one up, 3 by Tuesday... ????

So I say to George, Well Diver Dan, you better not waste any time, Jacob wants them and you what that means...

George is like, okay Frank, you rock and you know I can't ever say NO to you or Jacob. So he hangs up and a couple hours later he calls me and says, Hey Frank, George, the rifles shipped, I had to barrel up a 40X and I dropped it in an A5, but you'll have it Tuesday. So I am like, Super Scuba bubble, have fun in Belize, and he is like, No, we're going to Honduras, and I am like, Whatever dog.

So, Tuesday rolls around, and the rifles arrive. Well jacob is like I want to use that one, but take that M3A off and mount your S&B... I am like, But that is my S&B 5-25X Jacob. He snaps back, Mount the scope Leprechaun... , so I say, Whatever Dick, and he is like, Just mount it asshole.

So I mount it:


So as Jacob is pulling the rifles out of the boxes and I am mounting the S&B this morning. He is like, Where is the fucking 1/4 Minute guarantee? And I am like, George doesn't give a 1/4 Minute guarantee, Jacob.

And he starts in, He's an asshole, other people can give a 1/4 minute guarantees, where the fuck is my 1/4 minute guarantee? This rifles is Shit ! without a 1/4 minute guarantee.

So I am like, Jacob, George had to barrel up this rifle and mount it in a stock between lunch and the UPS guy... how can you expect a 1/4 minute guarantee. So he says, Whatever, this rifle is still Shit!

So after the classroom portion of the class he is like, zero my gun range monkey, and I am like, zero your own damn goomus, do I look like Captain Zero to you? He is like, but I can't zero the gun, cause when I close my left eye I can't see out of it... and I am like, well open your left eye dickhead.

So we go down to the 100 meter range, ( we shot 100 meters as opposed to 100 yards, because all the cool kids shoot at 100 meters. ) And he is like, Hey Leprechaun, shrink you ass down and jump on this rifle and bore sight it for me... So I bore sight the rifle, mainly because I probably the World's Most Successful Bore Sighter... and off we go.

Jacob goes about shooting 3 rounds, and he is like, What the Fuck Leprechaun, this rifle is shit, it is a Mil and Half off the dot... I say, Turn the knobs you hick. And he is like, okay, thanks... and shoots 3 more rounds.

So after that he gets up and I say, Well what the fuck? You done... and he say, ya, This rifle is shit! I don't why you called George, it doesn't shoot anything near a quarter, see look:


See this Shit rifle only shoots Dime Sized groups, and nothing close to a quarter. Then I say, well send it back, cause a dime is certainly worth less than a quarter, any kindergarten kid knows that... I said, Let me see that again, cause I don't even think that is a dime sized group, so you are definitely getting ripped off if you think you are going to pay for that, this rifle IS shit.


Yep, neither a quarter or a dime, I honestly don't know why I waste my time.

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