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Ja, den måtte jo komme....... - GT - 16-04-2010 The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mess, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mess, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? ' All the men stood up. 'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock? ' All the women stood up. 'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them? ' Half the women stood up. 'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock? ' Sixteen alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted. [][][] /GT www.hgfirearms.dk Shoot low, they might be crawling !!!! Ja, den måtte jo komme....... - ID - 16-04-2010 Damn I love it! - og ja den måtte jo komme. Amateurs practice till they get it right. Professionals practice till they can't get it wrong. Ja, den måtte jo komme....... - Buba - 16-04-2010 Jeg er døbt i katolisk kirke, og jeg er delme glad for, at jeg ikke har været der siden. Tænk hvor mange "kokke" vil man ellers har haft glade af. Og med det udseende jeg har...[:X] Føj! /Buba Dubravko Butic Ja, den måtte jo komme....... - ran - 16-04-2010 @ Buba: Ja, så er du da sikret, at du kan slå en ordentlig prut, der lyder af noget, når trangen melder sig.. :-) .....nu også ejer af en pumpehagler :-) Favourite Quote: En humlebi ved ikke, at den ikke kan flyve......Gå ud på terrassen og vift med armene...hvis du letter må du være uvidende ;-) Ja, den måtte jo komme....... - Buba - 17-04-2010 Oghh...prutter, det er naturtalent i. Det kører bare. Det kan være det er gaven fra dåben... /Buba Dubravko Butic |