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Joke: at blive gift - M@X 2.1 - 29-06-2015 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me; It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. "To check my sister's wedding- invitations" she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. -- mvh M@X 2.0 Boltlift - or bust... Time weighed heavily on the craftsmans shoulders whispering Compromise! No true craftsman ever listened! Joke: at blive gift - TSX - 29-06-2015 [][][][][}] mvh Joke: at blive gift - STROM - 29-06-2015 [][][] slemme sonderjude [][] mvh Strom, naturgænger Joke: at blive gift - dravis - 30-06-2015 [][][][][][] Hilsner Dravis aka:FMJ "Sapere Aude: Dare to KNOW!" "Do not adjust your mind, there's a fault in reality" |