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Pas på sure apotekere, Prezzy - M@X 2.1 - 08-07-2015 Small Brown Bottle The other day I went over to a nearby Shopper’s Drug Mart. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?" The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!" So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!" Well, I can never go back to that Shopper’s Drug Mart, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!! PS. My day is complete I made you laugh. -- mvh M@X 2.0 Boltlift - or bust... Time weighed heavily on the craftsmans shoulders whispering Compromise! No true craftsman ever listened! Pas på sure apotekere, Prezzy - Kenneth - 08-07-2015 [] Den var sgu go' /Kenneth ----------------------------------------------------------- Jeg vil bekæmpe din mening, men dø for din ret til at have den Pas på sure apotekere, Prezzy - Rolin - 08-07-2015 [][][] /Rolin "Non timeo mori, nec vivere Vereor" Pas på sure apotekere, Prezzy - Buba - 09-07-2015 Ja, læge-standen er blevet kogere......i gamle dage gjorde vi det selv. /Buba Dubravko Pas på sure apotekere, Prezzy - wolf_skate - 09-07-2015 Citat:quote:har hørt version fra gamle dage på et medicin studie: Prof. har klargjort små prøver af urin .. og som han forklarer de studerende, kan fx sukkersyge detekteres via smagssansen. For at fremgå med eksempel, dypper Prof. fingeren i urinprøve og 'sutter af'..NU mine damer og herrer er det jeres tur..de studerende lidt uldne ved det - men efterfølger dog eksemplet og dypper finger i urinprøven og sutter af (omend med lidt grimasser etc) NUvel siger Prof. jeg må medgi I har dedidation for sagen (det man vel nu om dage på nydansk kalder 'balls') - MEN jeg må beklage jeres mangelende observations evne se JEG dyppede PEGEfinger i urinprøven - MEN suttede på RINGfinger !!! BØH!! (er der vel nogen der har tænkt) /wolf_skate Scout for a blind dog - and throw him a bone Pas på sure apotekere, Prezzy - Prezzy - 09-07-2015 I skulle bare vide hvad vi bliver udsat for at "sjove" ting på at apotek. Lidt urin hører til i den venlige ende af skalaen. It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog |