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[dravis]

Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

Dog's don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
A dogs time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor.
A dogs disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dogs parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking directions.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can
shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
No dog ever put on a hundred pounds reaching adulthood.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you had.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.

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Dravis aka:FMJ
"Sapere Aude: Dare to KNOW!"