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Vern's experience of life (Joke)
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Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every
Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
So for his birthday she takes him to a local
Strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to
This club before.

"Oh no," says Vern. " He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern
If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
And says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
Arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all
Over him and says...
"Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Vern's wife, now furious,

Grabs her purse and
Storms out of the club.
Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
Beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper
Must have mistaken him for someone else,
But his wife is having none of it
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD
THIS COMING FRIDAY.

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mvh M@X 2.0
Boltlift - or bust...
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Time weighed heavily on the craftsmans shoulders whispering
Compromise!

No true craftsman ever listened!
Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn't work hard.....

Mvh  M@X 2.1
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#2
[Big Grin][Big Grin][Big Grin]

/Rolin

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"Non timeo mori, nec vivere Vereor"
Acts 10:13, "Rise, Peter; kill, and eat".

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.



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#3
[Big Grin][Big Grin][Big Grin][Big Grin]

Alt kød under 400 gram betegnes som pålæg
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#4
[Big Grin][Big Grin][Big Grin][}Smile]

Hilsen Ulrik
Hilsen Ulrik
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