19-08-2011, 01:49 PM
Dude walks into a bar, with a small monkey on his shoulder...
Sits down at the bar and orders a drink... The monkey jumps on the bar and starts to steal beer nuts and other snacks on the bar, and just swallows them whole.. he jumps around on all the tables in the bar, eats flowers, corks from bottles and various other items...
When the dude leaves, the monkey jumps on his shoulder and off they go...
A few days later they are back at the bar... the same scene repeats.. but this time the monkey stuffs everything up its rear end, and then eats them...
Disgusted, the bartender asks: Why the hell does it do that?
The dude takes a sip off his beer, and says...
He's been doing that ever since he swallowed one of the Pool-balls last time we were here.....
Hilsner
Dravis aka:FMJ
"Sapere Aude: Dare to KNOW!"
"Do not adjust your mind, there's a fault in reality"
Sits down at the bar and orders a drink... The monkey jumps on the bar and starts to steal beer nuts and other snacks on the bar, and just swallows them whole.. he jumps around on all the tables in the bar, eats flowers, corks from bottles and various other items...
When the dude leaves, the monkey jumps on his shoulder and off they go...
A few days later they are back at the bar... the same scene repeats.. but this time the monkey stuffs everything up its rear end, and then eats them...
Disgusted, the bartender asks: Why the hell does it do that?
The dude takes a sip off his beer, and says...
He's been doing that ever since he swallowed one of the Pool-balls last time we were here.....
Hilsner
Dravis aka:FMJ
"Sapere Aude: Dare to KNOW!"
"Do not adjust your mind, there's a fault in reality"
Hilsner
Dravis aka:FMJ
"Sapere Aude: Dare to KNOW!"
"Do not adjust your mind, there's a fault in reality"
"Når to deler et ansvar, så er der to procent til hver"
Dravis aka:FMJ
"Sapere Aude: Dare to KNOW!"
"Do not adjust your mind, there's a fault in reality"
"Når to deler et ansvar, så er der to procent til hver"