Uundværlige advarsler:

[Eric A]

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Originally posted by kima

Og et par amerikanske[8D]

A scooter with the warning "This product moves when used."
Så husk hjelmen

-- A digital thermometer with the advice "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
Åh, det var derfor ungen brokkede sig over den grimme smag

-- An electric blender used for chopping and dicing that reminds users to "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
Nå, men nu er der ikke så mange negle der skal klippes

Og lidt flere

A label on a baby stroller warns: "Remove Child Before Folding."
Arme unge

A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: "Harmful if Swallowed."
sig det ikke til fisken

A warning on a flushable toilet brush states: "Do not use for Personal Hygiene."
den er ellers god, når man nu ikke kan nå

How about this label on a bottle of drain cleaner that warns: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
Øhh

A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not Eat Toner."
Øv, jeg havde ikke mere soya

A label on a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not Intended for Highway Use."
Hurtigløber

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May Irritate Eyes."
Ja, det håbede jeg egentlig osse

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow Children to play in the Dishwasher."
Jamen, når nu ungen ikke vil i bad

One final warning label. On the side of household knife: "Never Try to Catch a Falling Knife."
Avv


Jeg er ikke fejlfri,men det er så tæt på at det skræmmer mig.

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that also remindes us that.... one " oooh shit" wipes out
" ten thatta boys"[][][]