Joke : Inglish

[M@X 2.1]

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant, and order the 'Chicken Surprise'. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around, before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.

He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes, looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'

The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise'

(You're going to love this, and you're going to hate yourself for loving it!...)

'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake'.......

SOMETIMES I PRETEND TO BE NORMAL, but I lost my medication!


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mvh M@X 2.0
Boltlift - or bust...

Time weighed heavily on the craftsmans shoulders whispering
Compromise!

No true craftsman ever listened!

[Kenneth]

Den var sgu fin []

Hilsen Kenneth

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Jeg vil bekæmpe din mening, men dø for din ret til at have den

[LasseScout]

Jahh, der er vittigheder som er næsten umulige at oversætte.

Som f.eks marineinfanteristen der tilbragte hele sin soldatertid med at vaske op på militærbasen i Arizona. Bagefter udtalte han: " I joined the army to see the world. And i sure as hell saw a lot of china, turkey and grease!"

M.v.h. Lasse AKA Legolas(se).

Ikke mærket, modellen eller materialet.
Men præcisionen er ambitionen!

[n/a]

20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash… Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash… Please don’t die Kevin Bacon…

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FKF

ANNA

[Marion Morrison]

Og så som oplysning, at hvis man er Marine infanterist er man i US Marine corps og har derfor ikke "joined the army" KÄMPE FORSKEL...[}]

[LasseScout]

Visse vasse Marion, de har grimt tøj og skydevåben: Same/same.

M.v.h. Lasse AKA Legolas(se).

Ikke mærket, modellen eller materialet.
Men præcisionen er ambitionen!

[Marion Morrison]

jaja, bare du ikke siger til en Marine at han er i hæren, den er han IKKE med på.
Men historien om Peeking duck er []

[hogmeister]

Nej, en US Marine er i flaaden!
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