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Wife is missing....
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

[Big Grin][Smile]

Polarbears walk a lonely path..

But we sometimes do kick back, relaxes and downs a beer. =o)

Polarbears walk a lonely path..

But we sometimes do kick back, relaxes and downs a beer. =o)
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#2
Ahem, what colour is the truck?
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Hogmeister
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#3
Nice truck[Smile]

Wife is missing: jeg var af den opfattelse at det var et par klap i hænderne og pist væk hun er - et par klap og vupti så var hun der igen, mere sød og venlig end før[Big Grin][Big Grin][Big Grin]

mvh Thorlak

[IMG] http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238.../test1.jpg[/IMG]Correct first shot placement, the rest is bullshit!
Correct first shot placement, the rest is bullshit!
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En ældre mand går søgende rundt i storcenteret, han bumper ind i en ung mand der også går søgende rundt.
Den ældre: Undskyld men jeg leder efter min kone.
Sjovt sammentræf siger den unge jeg leder også efter min kone.
Den ældre: Lad os lede sammen så går tiden lidt nemmere. Hvordan ser din kone så ud?
Den unge: Netstrømper, super høje hæle, stram mininederdel og en skjorte man kan se lige igennem, 38DD, langt blond hår og et ansigt der kan give en præst våde drømme.
Hvordan ser din kone ud?
Den gamle: Skide være med det, lad os finde din kone!
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