Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

[JBN]

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour making mad
passionate love to her.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I
confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and
heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd
carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When
she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was
attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither
of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having
an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he
has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris
in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum
pipes onto the inlet manifold.
If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float
chamber.

I hope this helps.
Walter

JBN

[ran]

Hæhæ...

Dear Sheila

Remeber that men are sensitive humans. You should thank him rescuing the neighbour wife, having in mind, that it is a hard rescue effort to drag an unconcious woman from the garden into the house and into bed for CPR.

The neighbour wife clearly understands that - hence the kissing....

Please be adviced that sex is very painful for a man, who does it only with the best of intentions. His bodily fluids contains proteins and vitamins that are good for you. So when he does that you should appreciate it, thank him, buy him a nice gift and cook him a three course dinner in return for his painful favors.

Kind regards

Walther

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[Kima]

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Please be adviced that sex is very painful for a man, who does it only with the best of intentions. His bodily fluids contains proteins and vitamins that are good for you. So when he does that you should appreciate it, thank him, buy him a nice gift and cook him a three course dinner in return for his painful favors.

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