Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

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Dear Sheila

Remeber that men are sensitive humans. You should thank him rescuing the neighbour wife, having in mind, that it is a hard rescue effort to drag an unconcious woman from the garden into the house and into bed for CPR.

The neighbour wife clearly understands that - hence the kissing....

Please be adviced that sex is very painful for a man, who does it only with the best of intentions. His bodily fluids contains proteins and vitamins that are good for you. So when he does that you should appreciate it, thank him, buy him a nice gift and cook him a three course dinner in return for his painful favors.

Kind regards

Walther

.....nu også ejer af en 9,3x62 :-)

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