Ja, den måtte jo komme.......

[GT]

 The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church. 

One Sunday morning, before mess, he 
went to feed the birds and discovered 
that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in 
the village, so he questioned 
his parishioners in church.

During mess, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a cock? '

All the men stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. 
Has anybody seen a cock? '

All the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant. 
Has anybody seen a cock that 
doesn't belong to them? ' 

Half the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY cock? ' 

Sixteen alter boys, two priests 
and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.

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/GT

www.hgfirearms.dk
Shoot low, they might be crawling !!!!

[ID]

Damn I love it! - og ja den måtte jo komme.

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Amateurs practice till they get it right. Professionals practice till they can't get it wrong.

[Buba]

Jeg er døbt i katolisk kirke, og jeg er delme glad for, at jeg ikke har været der siden.

Tænk hvor mange "kokke" vil man ellers har haft glade af.

Og med det udseende jeg har...[:X]

Føj!

/Buba

Dubravko Butic

[ran]

@ Buba: Ja, så er du da sikret, at du kan slå en ordentlig prut, der lyder af noget, når trangen melder sig.. :-)

.....nu også ejer af en pumpehagler :-)

Favourite Quote: En humlebi ved ikke, at den ikke kan flyve......Gå ud på terrassen og vift med armene...hvis du letter må du være uvidende ;-)

[Buba]

Oghh...prutter, det er naturtalent i.

Det kører bare.

Det kan være det er gaven fra dåben...

/Buba

Dubravko Butic