Chuck Norris

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Fandt lige den her....:

·Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

·Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

·Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

·Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

·When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

·Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

·Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

·Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

·Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

/Gammeltoft

Shoot low, they might be crawling !!!!

[M@X 2.1]

Jeg troede at det var B.S.[]

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mvh M@X.
DRALF champion 2005.
The first one ever.

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[Claxel]

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Jep, han er så macho at han kan spise en lørdagskylling på en onsdag ...

[Høgh]

Lördagskylling om onsdagen [:0] - det hedder vel "lille-lördagskylling" ??? - jeg troede iövrigt at han udelukkende levede af de sparsomme näringsstoffer i sin egen morgenurin...

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Assumption is the mother of all ****ups... og skånegripen er en bald eagle!...og...det er muligt, at jeg ændrer holdning, men det rokker IKKE ved det faktum, at jeg har ret! Og jo - jeg har mine problemer med det modsatte af kön....

[willhuntforfood]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Kalle